Yeh Jules!
September 10, 2008
Filed Under Singing Lessons |
While all these people are out there protecting their asses and kissing other ones at the same time they are contributing to the decimation and indoctrination of youth music culture. One good thing about getting older is you get better and are less likely to be sucked up into the vacuum of popular music. One bad thing though is people stop listening to you.
Screw you…….You youngies that think you know what music is are deafening yourself with your Ipods and Mp3’s. There lieth the problem. How can you say what is good or not when the quality of your audio is governed by the bit rate you pirated the tracks at. I doubt that 50% of you have ever purchased a cd in your life. I am not here to critisize you. I set this site up to teach people the difference between good singers and bad ones. I want you all to understand that you are being coned into believing that our pop stars can actually sing live. 99% of them cannot. Most bands cannot do it live either.
Chris Cornell is a classic example of a singer under pressure. He has so much autotune on his voice, and it has been tweaked beyond human endurance that he cannot make it past one gig to the next without sounding like crap. A guy I know says that Chris is the best Rock singer. Said by a guy who sings in the worst duo act in Australia, singing Chris Cornell covers without any tone or fell or all the things it takes to actually sing a song. Sorry man, I am not convinced. I don’t think you have the musical knowledge or experience to make such a statement. I gave you exersizes to do so your singing would get better, but you didn’t do them. I charge hundreds of dollars for these lessons and get awesome results and you in your infinite musical wisdom fob me off. I should have charged you rather than help you.I don’t mind naming you either. Mitch Smith, you cannot sing. You will never be able to sing properly. You cannot hold a simple note in tune. You sing with your mouth closed and try to cover your bad singing up with reverb.You can’t even hear the note and what makes things worse you do not realise that this is the reason why no one comes to see you play except for your few friends and family, oh yeh and the guy who can’t play guitar that backs you might have fallen off his bike a few times too many and damaged that thing called ABILITY.
You can’t sing Chris Cornell. He can’t even sing Chris Cornell 90% of the time. Stop poisoning the population of the Bright Brewery with your bad voice and bad guitar playing. Do the excersizes for christ sake. You will get better if you can get past your ego. What you are singing took weeks and weeks of editing. Cornell cant sing that good live. You are either brave or stupid to think you can pull it off. I sat through the first bracket because I did not want to insult you. This is no insult what I am saying .I am just sick of people sucking up resources and calling what they do entertainment. When I start playing again You will see what real live singing is all about. I still practice every day. Anyway, enough of Mitch and his mate.
I was supposed to publish this months ago. Here it is out of context. I stil feel the same way. Any singers that need help contact me through myspace/biggermusicproductions and I will sort you out. Some asshole is spamming me about 70 times a day so until I get it sorted thats the way it has to be sorry.
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